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Funniest Dad Jokes about Work

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One can never get enough of dads and their jokes. Since work can sometimes get tiring and stressful, we have curated some funniest dad jokes about work to make you laugh a little. Check them out:

Dad Jokes about Work

1. When dad got fired

Dad joke about him getting fired.

Dad: I lost my job today.

Mom: Why? What did you do?

Dad: An old woman came to the bank and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her.

2. Spinach can

Dad joke about spinach getting late for work.

Dad: Spinach got late for work, and imagine what happened.

Son: What?

Dad: He got canned.

3. Scary Mondays

Dad joke about Mondays.

Dad: What is the scariest one-word story for an employed man?

Kids: What?

Dad: Monday

4. Dad and calendar factory

Dad joke about him getting fired from his job.

Dad: Do you guys know I used to work at a calendar factory?

Kids: When did that happen?

Dad: In 2005, but I soon got fired.

Kids: Why?

Dad: Because I took a few days off.

5. Slow hard drive

Dad jokes about the computer getting late for work.

Dad; Why was the computer late for work?

Son: Why?

Dad: Because he had a slow hard drive.

6. Unemployed people

Dad joke about unemployed people.

Dad: I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people to tell.

Daughter: Tell us some.

Dad: I can’t because none of them work.

7. Dad and autocorrect

Dad joke about him getting fired from an MNC.

Dad: I used to work as a programmer for autocorrect for an MNC before our marriage.

Mom: And then?

Dad: Then they fried me for no raisin.

8. Unemployed can opener

Dad: What is a can opener who is not getting any work?

Son: What?

Dad: A can’t opener.

Conclusion

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