Sardar Jokes in English

A Sardar is considered a hilarious man, and the jokes with him as the central character are always entertaining. Here are some Sardar jokes in English that you can enjoy with your family and friends. You can also use these free-to-download unique joke images as your what’s app status.

Sardar Jokes in English

1. A Sardar gets angry on a shopkeeper

Europe Me Ek Sardar Ji Shop Pe Gaye.

Sardar ji: Arey bhaisahab Sarson da tail Hai?

Shopkeeper Bola: Aap “Sikh” Ho?

Sardar ji (bade gusse me): Oye!! Agar Me tujhse Zetoon Ka Tail Mangta, to Kya Tum Mujhay Italy ka boltay,

Aur Agar Me Bratwurst Oil Mangta To Tum Mujhy German Kehtay,

Ya Agar me Halal Gosht Mangta To Muslim Kehty??

Shopkeeper bola: Mera yeh matlab nahi tha.

Sardar Gusse Se: To Phir Aakhir Ye Nasal Parasti Sardaron K Sath hi kyu? batao?

Jab Mene Sarson Ka Tail Manga To Tum ne kyu Pucha ki main Sardar Hun?

Shopkeeper Bola: Janab Ye “WINE SHOP” Hai, yaha aapko tail kaha se milega! Haha!!

2. Sardar’s Unfortunate Incident

Sardar Ji: Ny Nai Nai Bike Chalana Seekhi Thi.

Ek Din jab sardar ji Ghar Aaye To Unka Helmet, unka Chehra Aur Kapry Laal Ho Rahy Thy.

Unki Begam Ny Ghabra Ker Pucha: Kahan Accident Ker Aaye, kya hogya h aapko ji??

Sardar Ji: O Yaar abhi Aadat Nahi Hai Na Helmet Pehanny Ka To, Aaj Paan Thookty Waqt Sala Me Bhool Hi Gaye K Helmet pahan rakha h sir pe .. 😀

Hhahaha.

3.

Ek Aadmi Sardar Ji Ko badi  Minnat Kar Raha Tha ki wo Apni Beti Ki Shaadi use kara de, Badle me vo Larki Ki wazan Ke Barabar Sona dega.
Sardar: Mujhe Kuch Waqt Do sochne ke liye.
Aadmi: Aapko waqt Kya Larki Se Puchne K Liye chahiye?
Sardar: Are Nahi! Aisi koi baat nahi h, darasal vo mujhe Apni Beti Ka Wazan Barhane Ke Liye thoda waqt chahiye.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Conclusion

Hope you enjoyed a good laugh while reading these hilarious sardar jokes.

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