Hilarious Rain Jokes for Adults

Winds blowing, drizzling, hot chocolate, and that sound of rain sums up the perfect rainy day for us. Make the most of rainy days with these hilarious jokes for adults that will surely crack you up with laughter. Check these out:

Rain Jokes for Adults

1. The Monday joke

Dad: What do you call a warm sunny day followed by two rainy days?

Son: What?

Dad: Monday

2. Rainy clouds and underpants

Carl: What type of underpants do rainy clouds wear?

Jules: I don’t know. You tell me.

Carl: Thunderwear

3. The poodle joke

Colleague 1: It has been raining cats and dogs since yesterday. It was so hard to travel to work.

Colleague 2: I know; I stepped into a poodle while coming to the office.

4. Spy and the rain

Dad: How does a spy protect himself from rain?

Daughter: How?

Dad: He goes undercover.

5. Rain and Relatives

Wife: What is meant by ‘pain in my knee’?

Husband: It means that it is going to rain.

Wife: And what is meant by ‘pain in my neck’?

Husband: What?

Wife: It means that relatives are coming.

6. Reign of terror joke

Colleague 1: What do you call rain that leads to floods in the city?

Colleague 2: What?

Colleague 1: Rain of terror

7. Classic Knock Knock joke

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Lettuce

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in. It’s raining heavily outside.

8. Ripped umbrella joke

A man was carrying a ripped umbrella while it was raining. When asked why he was carrying an umbrella with a hole in it. He replied, “How will I know when it starts to rain”?

Conclusion

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