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Pappu Jokes in English
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Pappu jokes in English
1. Pappu and the maths teacher
Maths Teacher Ne Pappu Se Pucha.
Teacher: “Pappu Batao, Tumahre Pass 8 Apples Hai Unko 6 Ladko Mein Kaisi Bantoge?”
Pappu Ne Kuch Socha, Dimag Mein Hisab Lagaya Aur Bola.
Pappu: “Madam Kahe Ko Itni Tension Leni Hai, Juice Bana Ke De Do Na.“
2. Funny Pappu and Dad Joke
Pappu Apne Baap (Santa) Ke Paas Gaya Aur Kehne Laga.
Pappu: “Papa, Mujhe Shadi Karni Hai.”
Santa: “Beta, Kis Se?”
Pappu: “Dadi Se.”
Santa Gusse Se: “Kamine, Wo Meri Maa Hai.”
Pappu: “To Phir Aapne Meri Maa Se Shadi Kyun Ki?“
3. Pappu In class
Class Mein Madam Ne Pappu Se Puchha.
Madam: “Pappu, Tumhara Parmanent Address Kya Hai?”
Pappu Muskurate Hue: “Ji, Facebook.Com
4. Pappu answering a question
Jaisa Ki Aap Sab Jante Hai Ki Pappu Ka Dimag Shaitani Kamo Mein Jyada Aur Padayi Ke Alava Har Sawal Ka Jawab Dene Mein Chalta Hai.
Ese Hi Teacher Ne Uss Se Ek Study Se Related Sawal Kiya, Ab Aap Khud Dekh Lijiye Ki Pappu Ka Dimag Kaisa Hai Study Mein.
Teacher: “Taj Mahal Kisne Banaya Thha?”
Pappu: “Ji Majduro Ne”
Teacher: “Oh.. Mera Matlab Hai Banvaya Kisne Thha?”
Pappu: “Ji Thekedar Ne“
5. Pappu with golu
Pappu Apne Dost Golu Ko Udas Hoke Bata Raha Thha
Pappu: “Yaar Bohat Mushkil Hai Teacher Se Pyar Karna”
Golu: “Kyun?”
Pappu: “Love Letter Bheja Tha Assignment Samajh Kar Check Kar Diya Or Boli Handwriting Improve Karo“
6. Funny Pappu and school joke
Pappu School Mein Padhayi Kam Aur Shararte Jyada Karta Tha
Ek Din Tang Aakar Uski Ek Madam Jo Badi Sunder Thi, Use Dant Te Hue Boli
Madam: “Agar Main Teri Maa Ban Jaau To Tujhe Do Din Mein Sudhar Du”
Pappu Khushi Se Uchalte Hue
Bola: “Madam Sachii?, Main Abhi Jaake Daddy Ko Bata Ke Aata Hun Ki, Bapu Party De, Teri To Lottery Lagne Wali Hai“
7. Pappu and father funny joke
Ek Baar Pappu Bahut Jorr-Jorr Se Ro Raha Tha To Uski Maa Usse Puchte Hai.
Maa: “Alle Alle Mera Beta Kyu Ro Raha Hai?”
Pappu: “Dad Ne Mujhe Kissi Nahi Di”
Maa: “Tumne Unko Table Nahi Sunaya Hoga”
Pappu: “Baazu Wali Aunty Ko Kounse Tables Aate Hain?“
8. Pappu doing homework
Teacher Pappu Se: “Khali Jagah Poori Karo, 900 Chuhe Kha Kar Billi ________ Chali”
Pappu: “900 Choohe Kha Kar Billi Slow-Slow Chali”
Teacher Gusse Se: “Khade Ho Jao, Mazak Karte Ho”
Pappu: “Miss Ye Bhi Maine Aapka Dil Rakhne Ke Liye Keh Diya Warna 900 Choohe Kha Kar Billi Ka Baap Bhi Nahi Chal Sakta“
9. Pappu in class
Teacher Class Mein Bachho Ko Pada Rahi Thhi
Teacher: “Delhi Mein Kutubminaar Hai”
Pappu Piche Wale Bench Pe So Raha Thha, Teacher Ne Ye Dekha Aur Usko Jag Ake Boli
Teacher: “What Did I Say?”
Pappu Hadbadate Hue: “Delhi Mey Kutta Bimar Hai“
10. Pappu gets angry at a girl
Pappu Gali Mein Se Nikal Raha Tha, Achanak Se Uska Per Fisla Aur Vo Gir Pada, Samne Hi Gadha Khada Tha
Ek Ladki Ne Ye Dekha To Hass Ke Uska Mazaak Udate Hue Boli
Ladki: “Arrey, Apne Bade Bhai Ke Pair Choo Rahe Ho?”
Ye Sun Kar Pappu Shant Raha Fir Muskuraya Aur Bola.
Pappu: “Ji, Bhabhi Ji“
Conclusion
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