Classic Dad Jokes about Time

Dad Jokes about Time

1. Timer clock joke

Dad got a timer clock out of the blue; the kids were alarmed.

2. Casio and Rolex

Dad: Why did the man name his dogs Casio and Rolex?

Son: Why?

Dad: Because they were watchdogs.

3. Five watches

Dad: I got five watches from the market today.

Daughter: Why did you get so many watches?

Dad: To have a lot of time in my hand.

4. The reflection joke

Dad was holding his watch up to the mirror, so I asked him, ‘Dad, what are you doing?”

Dad replied, “It’s time for reflection.”

5. Waisted joke

Dad: What do you call a belt with a watch attached to it?

Son: What?

Dad: Waist of time.

6. Dentist’s appointment

Son: Dad, did you get a dentist’s appointment for today?

Dad: Yes, it’s for tooth-hurt-y.

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