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As we all know, dad jokes are so bad that they are actually funny. Enjoy these hilarious dad jokes on rainy days with your family by downloading them for free. Check them out:
1. Santa Claus and his umbrella
Dad: Why did Santa Claus carry a huge umbrella with him?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because of all the rain, dear.
2. Knock Knock joke
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
According to the Met Department, it’s going to rain tomorrow.
3. The big poodle joke
Dad: What should you take care of while traveling when it rains, cats and dogs?
Daughter: What?
Dad: The big poodles
4. The spirit joke
Dad: Why do ghosts and vampires hate getting wet in the rain?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because it dampens their spirits.
5. The rain joke
Dad: It should rain money.
Daughter: Why would you say that?
Dad: Because it makes cents.
6. King and the hail
Dad: Do you know what King’s favorite weather is?
Son: What is it?
Dad: Hail
7. Clear days’ blues
Dad: Why was the sky sad on clear days?
Daughter: Why is that?
Dad: Because it had blues
8. The Met Department joke
The Met Department announced that it wouldn’t rain for the next 6 months, but I really doubt it.
Conclusion
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