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10 Best Dad jokes about Christmas
The most awaited festival of the year comes with lots of mouth-watering feats, presents, and family time. To make your Christmas holidays full of joy and laughter, we have curated a collection of the best dad jokes. Check them out:
Dad jokes about Christmas
1. The frosty joke
Dad: What is Santa’s favorite junk food?
Son: What?
Dad: Frosty
2. Best Christmas gift
Dad: What can be the best Christmas present?
Son: What?
Dad: A broken set of drums; you can never beat it.
3. Grinch and liquor store
Dad: Why did the Grinch run to the liquor store?
Daughter: Why?
Dad: he was looking for some holiday spirit.
4. Salt and pepper joke
Dad: What did the salt say to pepper on a call?
Kids: What?
Dad: It gave seasonal greetings.
5. The Rudolph joke
Dad: Which of Santa’s reindeer is the most ill-mannered?
Daughter: I don’t know, you tell us.
Dad: Rude-olph
6. Santa and karate
On Christmas Eve, dad asked three of his kids if they knew that Santa knew how to play karate. Kids couldn’t believe it and asked for proof. Dad jokingly replied, “Santa obviously knows how to play karate because he has a black belt.”
7. The reindeer joke
Dad: What did Santa Claud say when he looked at the sky?
Son: What?
Dad: Santa Claus said, it looks like rain-dear.
8. The Harley- Davidson joke
Dad: How does the modern Santa Claus travel?
Son: How?
Dad: On his Holly Davidson
9. The one-horse open sleigh joke
Dad: How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Son: How much?
Dad: Nothing, it was on the house.
10. Dad and Christmas dinner
During the Christmas dinner, Dad told the whole family that he could guess what was inside a wrapped present. The youngest kid of the family asked, ” Do you know what’s inside your present? Dad replied, “I know there’s a gift inside.” The kids gave a facepalm followed by cheeky laughter.
Conclusion
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