Couple Jokes

Sharing a few laughs together definitely strengthens your bonds and relations. Therefore, we have some of the best April Fools’ Day jokes for you to share with your boyfriends; download these for free and share them with your partner.

Best Couple Jokes

1. The emotional joke

What do you think is common between boyfriends and a mascara?

They start to run after seeing emotions

2. The PlayStation joke

Boyfriend: I hope you are not jealous of my female friends.

Girlfriend: Not your female friends, but there is someone else.

Boyfriend: Who is it?

Girlfriend: Your PlayStation.

3. The salary joke

Boyfriend: Do you think my salary will be enough for you, once we get married?

Girlfriend: Yes, but how will you survive?

4. The fungi joke

What did Mushroom say to his ex-girlfriend when she left him?

Please don’t leave me; I’m a fungi!

5. The duck and the bill joke

Boyfriend: What did the Duck say to the bartender after having its last drink?

Girlfriend: What?

Boyfriend: Put in on my bill.

6. Lucky boyfriend joke

I often look at my boyfriend and think,

Damn, he is such a lucky guy.

7. The vampire joke

Girlfriend: Two vampires went on a date, and imagine what happened.

Boyfriend: What?

Boyfriend: It was love at first bite.

8. The sleeping joke

Girlfriend to Boyfriend: What will you choose, sleep or me?

Boyfriend next morning: Of course you, baby!

Enjoy these hilarious jokes with your boyfriend, and stay tuned for more such jokes.

Also Read: Funniest birthday jokes for cards.