Funniest Biology jokes for teachers

A little dash of humor never fails to spread smiles on peoples’ faces. Long hours of classes can get tiresome, so we have listed down some of the most hilarious Biology jokes for teachers. Check them out:

Biology jokes for teachers

1. The fungi joke  

What made the biology teacher so popular on campus?

He was a fungi.

2. The breakup joke

Why did Physics and Biology teachers part ways?

Because there was no Chemistry.

3. The Biology teacher

 Our genius Biology teacher developed human vocal chords from stem cells in the lab.

The results speak for themselves.

4. The dissection joke

A Biology teacher was dissecting a lizard in front of the class. After explaining the inner features of the lizard, the teacher asked his students, what will you expect to see if you dissect a human?

Carl, one of the students, replied, “Sir, I would expect to find myself behind bars.”

5. The gene joke

What kind of pants do Biology teachers wear?

Designer genes

6. Division and multiplication joke

Biology is a branch of science where division and multiplication mean the same thing.

7. The break-up joke

Why did Biologist break up with Physicist?

Because they had no chemistry.

8. The blood cell love story

Two blood cells met and fell in love. Sadly, it was all in vein.

9. Smallest virus

What is the smallest virus in the world called?

Small-pox

10. Amoeba and his parents divorce

What made amoeba sad?

His parents just split.

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