Witty back-to-school jokes for teachers

After a long vacation, the first day of school can be tough for both students and teachers. Therefore, to make things light and easy on the first day, we have a few hilarious jokes that will make all the teachers get through the day. Check them out:

Back-to-school jokes for teachers

1. The back-to-school assignment

A class teacher gave her students a small writing assignment about how they spent their summer holidays.

One of the students stood up and said, Madam, why haven’t you followed me on Twittter?

2. The end-of-vacation joke

Parents call It back to school,

Teachers call it, pour me another drink

3. The pupil joke   

Why were the teacher’s eyes closed on the first day of school after vacation?

She couldn’t control the pupils.

4. First day of school after Christmas vacation 

Teacher: You missed the first day of school after your Christmas vacation.

John: Yes, but I didn’t miss it that much

5. The holiday homework joke

Student: Miss, will you punish me for something I haven’t done?

Teacher: Of course, not

Student: Thank You, because I haven’t completed my holiday homework.

6. Piece of cake

Teacher: Where is your homework?

Student: I ate it? 

Teacher: Why?

Student: Because you said it was a piece of cake. 

7. Math teacher’s vacation

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Times Square! 

8. Holiday homework on a plane

Teacher: Why is your handwriting so bad on your holiday homework?

Girl: Because I completed the same on a Plane.

Teacher: Why?

Girl: To achieve a higher quality of work. 

Conclusion

We hope that these jokes managed to put a smile on your face. You can also free download and share these jokes with your fellow teachers. Stay tuned for more such content.