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Witty back-to-school jokes for teachers

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After a long vacation, the first day of school can be tough for both students and teachers. Therefore, to make things light and easy on the first day, we have a few hilarious jokes that will make all the teachers get through the day. Check them out:

Back-to-school jokes for teachers

1. The back-to-school assignment

Joke about the first day of school after vacations and assignments.

A class teacher gave her students a small writing assignment about how they spent their summer holidays.

One of the students stood up and said, Madam, why haven’t you followed me on Twittter?

2. The end-of-vacation joke

Joke about teachers and the stress they go through when school re-opens.

Parents call It back to school,

Teachers call it, pour me another drink

3. The pupil joke   

Funny joke about the teacher and her closed eye on the first day of school reopening.

Why were the teacher’s eyes closed on the first day of school after vacation?

She couldn’t control the pupils.

4. First day of school after Christmas vacation 

Joke about John missing the first day of school.

Teacher: You missed the first day of school after your Christmas vacation.

John: Yes, but I didn’t miss it that much

5. The holiday homework joke

Joke about a student who did not complete her work.

Student: Miss, will you punish me for something I haven’t done?

Teacher: Of course, not

Student: Thank You, because I haven’t completed my holiday homework.

6. Piece of cake

Joke about a student who ate his homework.

Teacher: Where is your homework?

Student: I ate it? 

Teacher: Why?

Student: Because you said it was a piece of cake. 

7. Math teacher’s vacation

Joke about the Math teacher’s favorite holiday destination.

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Times Square! 

8. Holiday homework on a plane

Joke about a girl who did her homework on a plane

Teacher: Why is your handwriting so bad on your holiday homework?

Girl: Because I completed the same on a Plane.

Teacher: Why?

Girl: To achieve a higher quality of work. 

Conclusion

We hope that these jokes managed to put a smile on your face. You can also free download and share these jokes with your fellow teachers. Stay tuned for more such content.

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