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Funniest American jokes about Canada

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The world is witness to the banter between America and Canada due to their various age-long disputes and concerns. Here are some of the funniest American jokes about Canada that will make you laugh. Check them out:

American jokes about Canada

1. The cougar joke

Joke about the Canadian city of Vancouver.

Jake: Can you name a Canadian city full of wild cats?

Lisa: What is it?

Jake: It is Van-cougar

2. The Bieber joke

Joke about an American Tv show.

Name an American Tv show based on a Canadian singer.

‘Leave it to Bieber!’

3. Two seasons

Joke about the two seasons of Canada.

What are two seasons that you’ll get to see in Canada?

Winter and July

4. The Canadian joke

Joke about a dad describing Canada to his son.

Meanwhile in America

Son: Dad, what’s a Canadian?

Dad: It’s just another North America with unarmed and health insurance.

5. The space program collaboration

Joke about the space program collaboration between USA and Canada.

What would you call a space program collaboration that includes the United States and Canadians?

It would be called the Apollo-G!

6. Hard water

Joke about Canada having a good supply of hard water.

How does Canada have such a good supply of hard water?

Because most of the water is frozen.

7. USA or Canada?

Joke about the comparison between USA and Canada.

How is the USA better than Canada?

They have nicer neighbors.

8. Fifty percent of Canada

Joke about fifty percent of Canada

What is nearly fifty percent of Canada?

The letter A.

9. The helping souls

Joke about Canada being helpful to people

Why do Canadians love to help people during tough times?

Because they are Can-aid-ians.

Conclusion

We wish for peace and harmony between the two nations through these funny jokes. Stay tuned for more such content.

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