Witty 50th birthday jokes for women

Turning 50 is a massive milestone for every woman. It’s not only a sign of getting older, but it signifies the experience, achievements, and becoming wiser over all these years. We have curated some of the wittiest birthday jokes for that special woman in your life who will be turning 50 soon. Check these jokes out:

50th birthday jokes for women

1. Classic 50th birthday joke

Knock Knock

Who’s there

Half way

Half way who?

Half way through life.

2. Lipstick on teeth

On her 50th birthday, my aunt chuckled with joy and said, ” It’s so great when someone tells you that you have lipstick on your teeth because it means you still have teeth.

3. The age-old joke

Knock Knock

Who’s there

Me

Me who?

Oh no! You have already started forgetting things.

4. Turning 50

You realize that you can trust your friends after turning 50. Because if you can’t even remember each other’s names, how will you remember each other’s deepest secret?

5. Hot flashes joke

You are still hot after you turn 50, but only in flashes.

6. Turning 50? More like turning 18

You are not turning 50 this year; it’s more like turning 18 with 32 years of experience.

7. Women who live longer

It is scientifically proven that women with more birthdays live longer. Happy 50th birthday!

8. Pre-internet era

Don’t feel bad about turning 50. Instead, think of how you did all the silly stuff as a small kid before the internet era existed.

Conclusion

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