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Pappu Jokes in English

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Pappu jokes in English

1. Pappu and the maths teacher

A funny joke on pappu, written on grey background, it has two images and red, black and purple text.
This is a joke about Pappu and his maths teacher. Keep reading to find out his reply to the teacher.

Maths Teacher Ne Pappu Se Pucha.

Teacher: “Pappu Batao, Tumahre Pass 8 Apples Hai Unko 6 Ladko Mein Kaisi Bantoge?”

Pappu Ne Kuch Socha, Dimag Mein Hisab Lagaya Aur Bola.

Pappu: “Madam Kahe Ko Itni Tension Leni Hai, Juice Bana Ke De Do Na.“

2. Funny Pappu and Dad Joke

A funny joke written on green background with two colored texts and one image.
A funny joke about Pappu and his conversation with his father read this funny conversation between them.

Pappu Apne Baap (Santa) Ke Paas Gaya Aur Kehne Laga.

Pappu: “Papa, Mujhe Shadi Karni Hai.”

Santa: “Beta, Kis Se?”

Pappu: “Dadi Se.”

Santa Gusse Se: “Kamine, Wo Meri Maa Hai.”

Pappu: “To Phir Aapne Meri Maa Se Shadi Kyun Ki?“

3. Pappu In class

A joke written on pink background consists of to images.
Pappu was asked a question in class. Read his hilarious reply to the question!

Class Mein Madam Ne Pappu Se Puchha.

Madam: “Pappu, Tumhara Parmanent Address Kya Hai?”

Pappu Muskurate Hue: “Ji, Facebook.Com

4. Pappu answering a question

This is a pappu joke written on yellow background, it consists of black, red and green colored text with two laughing emojis.
A funny conversation between Pappu and his teacher about Delhi; read further to find out why the teacher got angry

Jaisa Ki Aap Sab Jante Hai Ki Pappu Ka Dimag Shaitani Kamo Mein Jyada Aur Padayi Ke Alava Har Sawal Ka Jawab Dene Mein Chalta Hai.

Ese Hi Teacher Ne Uss Se Ek Study Se Related Sawal Kiya, Ab Aap Khud Dekh Lijiye Ki Pappu Ka Dimag Kaisa Hai Study Mein.

Teacher: “Taj Mahal Kisne Banaya Thha?”

Pappu: “Ji Majduro Ne”

Teacher: “Oh.. Mera Matlab Hai Banvaya Kisne Thha?”

Pappu: “Ji Thekedar Ne“

5. Pappu with golu

Joke written on blue background, with two colored texts and three images.
Golu asks Pappu why he is upset, and read about his hilarious problem

Pappu Apne Dost Golu Ko Udas Hoke Bata Raha Thha

Pappu: “Yaar Bohat Mushkil Hai Teacher Se Pyar Karna”

Golu: “Kyun?”

Pappu: “Love Letter Bheja Tha Assignment Samajh Kar Check Kar Diya Or Boli Handwriting Improve Karo“

6. Funny Pappu and school joke

Funny joke written on white background with two colored texts and three images.
Pappu’s teacher scolds him, and Pappu replies with an unbelievable comment; keep reading to find out what.

Pappu School Mein Padhayi Kam Aur Shararte Jyada Karta Tha

Ek Din Tang Aakar Uski Ek Madam Jo Badi Sunder Thi, Use Dant Te Hue Boli

Madam: “Agar Main Teri Maa Ban Jaau To Tujhe Do Din Mein Sudhar Du”

Pappu Khushi Se Uchalte Hue

Bola: “Madam Sachii?, Main Abhi Jaake Daddy Ko Bata Ke Aata Hun Ki, Bapu Party De, Teri To Lottery Lagne Wali Hai“

7. Pappu and father funny joke

Joke written on blue wallpaper, consists of green highlight and two colored texts.
Pappu cannot learn tables and his mother consoles him. In return, he gives a hilarious answer

Ek Baar Pappu Bahut Jorr-Jorr Se Ro Raha Tha To Uski Maa Usse Puchte Hai.

Maa: “Alle Alle Mera Beta Kyu Ro Raha Hai?”

Pappu: “Dad Ne Mujhe Kissi Nahi Di”

Maa: “Tumne Unko Table Nahi Sunaya Hoga”

Pappu: “Baazu Wali Aunty Ko Kounse Tables Aate Hain?“

8. Pappu doing homework

A funny joke written on white background, consists of yellow highlight on the text and two images
Pappu’s teacher is helping him do his homework. Nonetheless, Pappu keeps answering all the questions wrong.

Teacher Pappu Se: “Khali Jagah Poori Karo, 900 Chuhe Kha Kar Billi ________ Chali”

Pappu: “900 Choohe Kha Kar Billi Slow-Slow Chali”

Teacher Gusse Se: “Khade Ho Jao, Mazak Karte Ho”

Pappu: “Miss Ye Bhi Maine Aapka Dil Rakhne Ke Liye Keh Diya Warna 900 Choohe Kha Kar Billi Ka Baap Bhi Nahi Chal Sakta“

9. Pappu in class

This is joke written on red background, it consists of two text colors and three images.
Read this joke to find out Pappu’s hilarious reply to his teacher in the class.

Teacher Class Mein Bachho Ko Pada Rahi Thhi

Teacher: “Delhi Mein Kutubminaar Hai”

Pappu Piche Wale Bench Pe So Raha Thha, Teacher Ne Ye Dekha Aur Usko Jag Ake Boli

Teacher: “What Did I Say?”

Pappu Hadbadate Hue: “Delhi Mey Kutta Bimar Hai“

10. Pappu gets angry at a girl

This is a joke written on yellow background, it has black and read texts and one laughing image.
A girl laughs at Pappu, which makes him angry; read this joke to find out how the conversation went further.

Pappu Gali Mein Se Nikal Raha Tha, Achanak Se Uska Per Fisla Aur Vo Gir Pada, Samne Hi Gadha Khada Tha

Ek Ladki Ne Ye Dekha To Hass Ke Uska Mazaak Udate Hue Boli

Ladki: “Arrey, Apne Bade Bhai Ke Pair Choo Rahe Ho?”

Ye Sun Kar Pappu Shant Raha Fir Muskuraya Aur Bola.

Pappu: “Ji, Bhabhi Ji“

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