Teachers
Witty back-to-school jokes for teachers
5. The holiday homework joke

Student: Miss, will you punish me for something I haven’t done?
Teacher: Of course, not
Student: Thank You, because I haven’t completed my holiday homework.

Student: Miss, will you punish me for something I haven’t done?
Teacher: Of course, not
Student: Thank You, because I haven’t completed my holiday homework.
5. Never-ending coffee breaks Teacher: How will you define retirement? Principal: A never-ending coffee break. Conclusion...
5. The gene joke What kind of pants do Biology teachers wear? Designer genes
5. The mint joke How do Science teachers freshen their breath? They use experi-mints.
5. Waisted joke Dad: What do you call a belt with a watch attached to it? Son:...
5. Times Square joke What is a Maths teacher’s favorite spot in New York? Times Square